|[Enter POLONIUS and REYNALDO]|
|LORD POLONIUS||Give him this money and these notes, Reynaldo.|
|REYNALDO||I will, my lord.|
|LORD POLONIUS||You shall do marvellous wisely, good Reynaldo,
Before you visit him, to make inquire
Of his behavior.
|REYNALDO||My lord, I did intend it.|
|LORD POLONIUS||Marry, well said; very well said. Look you, sir,
Inquire me first what Danskers are in Paris;
And how, and who, what means, and where they keep,
What company, at what expense; and finding
By this encompassment and drift of question
That they do know my son, come you more nearer
Than your particular demands will touch it:
Take you, as 'twere, some distant knowledge of him;
As thus, 'I know his father and his friends,
And in part him: ' do you mark this, Reynaldo?
|REYNALDO||Ay, very well, my lord.|
|LORD POLONIUS||'And in part him; but' you may say 'not well:
But, if't be he I mean, he's very wild;
Addicted so and so:' and there put on him
What forgeries you please; marry, none so rank
As may dishonour him; take heed of that;
But, sir, such wanton, wild and usual slips
As are companions noted and most known
To youth and liberty.
|REYNALDO||As gaming, my lord.|
|LORD POLONIUS||Ay, or drinking, fencing, swearing, quarrelling,
Drabbing: you may go so far.
|REYNALDO||My lord, that would dishonour him.|
|LORD POLONIUS||'Faith, no; as you may season it in the charge
You must not put another scandal on him,
That he is open to incontinency;
That's not my meaning: but breathe his faults so quaintly
That they may seem the taints of liberty,
The flash and outbreak of a fiery mind,
A savageness in unreclaimed blood,
Of general assault.
|REYNALDO||But, my good lord,--|
|LORD POLONIUS||Wherefore should you do this?|
|REYNALDO||Ay, my lord,
I would know that.
|LORD POLONIUS||Marry, sir, here's my drift;
And I believe, it is a fetch of wit:
You laying these slight sullies on my son,
As 'twere a thing a little soil'd i' the working, Mark you,
Your party in converse, him you would sound,
Having ever seen in the prenominate crimes
The youth you breathe of guilty, be assured
He closes with you in this consequence;
'Good sir,' or so, or 'friend,' or 'gentleman,'
According to the phrase or the addition
Of man and country.
|REYNALDO||Very good, my lord.|
|LORD POLONIUS||And then, sir, does he this--he does--what was I
about to say? By the mass, I was about to say
something: where did I leave?
|REYNALDO||At 'closes in the consequence,' at 'friend or so,'
|LORD POLONIUS||At 'closes in the consequence,' ay, marry;
He closes thus: 'I know the gentleman;
I saw him yesterday, or t' other day,
Or then, or then; with such, or such; and, as you say,
There was a' gaming; there o'ertook in's rouse;
There falling out at tennis:' or perchance,
'I saw him enter such a house of sale,'
Videlicet, a brothel, or so forth.
See you now;
Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth:
And thus do we of wisdom and of reach,
With windlasses and with assays of bias,
By indirections find directions out:
So by my former lecture and advice,
Shall you my son. You have me, have you not?
|REYNALDO||My lord, I have.|
|LORD POLONIUS||God be wi' you; fare you well.|
|REYNALDO||Good my lord!|
|LORD POLONIUS||Observe his inclination in yourself.|
|REYNALDO||I shall, my lord.|
|LORD POLONIUS||And let him ply his music.|
|REYNALDO||Well, my lord.|
|How now, Ophelia! what's the matter?|
|OPHELIA||O, my lord, my lord, I have been so affrighted!|
|LORD POLONIUS||With what, i' the name of God?|
|OPHELIA||My lord, as I was sewing in my closet,
Lord Hamlet, with his doublet all unbraced;
No hat upon his head; his stockings foul'd,
Ungarter'd, and down-gyved to his ancle;
Pale as his shirt; his knees knocking each other;
And with a look so piteous in purport
As if he had been loosed out of hell
To speak of horrors,--he comes before me.
|LORD POLONIUS||Mad for thy love?|
|OPHELIA||My lord, I do not know;
But truly, I do fear it.
|LORD POLONIUS||What said he?|
|OPHELIA||He took me by the wrist and held me hard;
Then goes he to the length of all his arm;
And, with his other hand thus o'er his brow,
He falls to such perusal of my face
As he would draw it. Long stay'd he so;
At last, a little shaking of mine arm
And thrice his head thus waving up and down,
He raised a sigh so piteous and profound
As it did seem to shatter all his bulk
And end his being: that done, he lets me go:
And, with his head over his shoulder turn'd,
He seem'd to find his way without his eyes;
For out o' doors he went without their helps,
And, to the last, bended their light on me.
|LORD POLONIUS||Come, go with me: I will go seek the king.
This is the very ecstasy of love,
Whose violent property fordoes itself
And leads the will to desperate undertakings
As oft as any passion under heaven
That does afflict our natures. I am sorry.
What, have you given him any hard words of late?
|OPHELIA||No, my good lord, but, as you did command,
I did repel his fetters and denied
His access to me.
|LORD POLONIUS||That hath made him mad.
I am sorry that with better heed and judgment
I had not quoted him: I fear'd he did but trifle,
And meant to wreck thee; but, beshrew my jealousy!
By heaven, it is as proper to our age
To cast beyond ourselves in our opinions
As it is common for the younger sort
To lack discretion. Come, go we to the king:
This must be known; which, being kept close, might
More grief to hide than hate to utter love.
|[Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, ROSENCRANTZ,
GUILDENSTERN, and Attendants]
|KING CLAUDIUS||Welcome, dear Rosencrantz and Guildenstern!
Moreover that we much did long to see you,
The need we have to use you did provoke
Our hasty sending. Something have you heard
Of Hamlet's transformation; so call it,
Sith nor the exterior nor the inward man
Resembles that it was. What it should be,
More than his father's death, that thus hath put him
So much from the understanding of himself,
I cannot dream of: I entreat you both,
That, being of so young days brought up with him,
And sith so neighbour'd to his youth and havior,
That you vouchsafe your rest here in our court
Some little time: so by your companies
To draw him on to pleasures, and to gather,
So much as from occasion you may glean,
Whether aught, to us unknown, afflicts him thus,
That, open'd, lies within our remedy.
|QUEEN GERTRUDE||Good gentlemen, he hath much talk'd of you;
And sure I am two men there are not living
To whom he more adheres. If it will please you
To show us so much gentry and good will
As to expend your time with us awhile,
For the supply and profit of our hope,
Your visitation shall receive such thanks
As fits a king's remembrance.
|ROSENCRANTZ||Both your majesties
Might, by the sovereign power you have of us,
Put your dread pleasures more into command
Than to entreaty.
|GUILDENSTERN||But we both obey,
And here give up ourselves, in the full bent
To lay our service freely at your feet,
To be commanded.
|KING CLAUDIUS||Thanks, Rosencrantz and gentle Guildenstern.|
|QUEEN GERTRUDE||Thanks, Guildenstern and gentle Rosencrantz:
And I beseech you instantly to visit
My too much changed son. Go, some of you,
And bring these gentlemen where Hamlet is.
|GUILDENSTERN||Heavens make our presence and our practises
Pleasant and helpful to him!
|QUEEN GERTRUDE||Ay, amen!|
|[Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ, GUILDENSTERN, and some
|LORD POLONIUS||The ambassadors from Norway, my good lord,
Are joyfully return'd.
|KING CLAUDIUS||Thou still hast been the father of good news.|
|LORD POLONIUS||Have I, my lord? I assure my good liege,
I hold my duty, as I hold my soul,
Both to my God and to my gracious king:
And I do think, or else this brain of mine
Hunts not the trail of policy so sure
As it hath used to do, that I have found
The very cause of Hamlet's lunacy.
|KING CLAUDIUS||O, speak of that; that do I long to hear.|
|LORD POLONIUS||Give first admittance to the ambassadors;
My news shall be the fruit to that great feast.
|KING CLAUDIUS||Thyself do grace to them, and bring them in.|
|He tells me, my dear Gertrude, he hath found
The head and source of all your son's distemper.
|QUEEN GERTRUDE||I doubt it is no other but the main;
His father's death, and our o'erhasty marriage.
|KING CLAUDIUS||Well, we shall sift him.|
|[Re-enter POLONIUS, with VOLTIMAND and CORNELIUS]|
|Welcome, my good friends!
Say, Voltimand, what from our brother Norway?
|VOLTIMAND||Most fair return of greetings and desires.
Upon our first, he sent out to suppress
His nephew's levies; which to him appear'd
To be a preparation 'gainst the Polack;
But, better look'd into, he truly found
It was against your highness: whereat grieved,
That so his sickness, age and impotence
Was falsely borne in hand, sends out arrests
On Fortinbras; which he, in brief, obeys;
Receives rebuke from Norway, and in fine
Makes vow before his uncle never more
To give the assay of arms against your majesty.
Whereon old Norway, overcome with joy,
Gives him three thousand crowns in annual fee,
And his commission to employ those soldiers,
So levied as before, against the Polack:
With an entreaty, herein further shown,
|[Giving a paper]|
|That it might please you to give quiet pass
Through your dominions for this enterprise,
On such regards of safety and allowance
As therein are set down.
|KING CLAUDIUS||It likes us well;
And at our more consider'd time well read,
Answer, and think upon this business.
Meantime we thank you for your well-took labour:
Go to your rest; at night we'll feast together:
Most welcome home!
|[Exeunt VOLTIMAND and CORNELIUS]|
|LORD POLONIUS||This business is well ended.
My liege, and madam, to expostulate
What majesty should be, what duty is,
Why day is day, night night, and time is time,
Were nothing but to waste night, day and time.
Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief: your noble son is mad:
Mad call I it; for, to define true madness,
What is't but to be nothing else but mad?
But let that go.
|QUEEN GERTRUDE||More matter, with less art.|
|LORD POLONIUS||Madam, I swear I use no art at all.
That he is mad, 'tis true: 'tis true 'tis pity;
And pity 'tis 'tis true: a foolish figure;
But farewell it, for I will use no art.
Mad let us grant him, then: and now remains
That we find out the cause of this effect,
Or rather say, the cause of this defect,
For this effect defective comes by cause:
Thus it remains, and the remainder thus. Perpend.
I have a daughter--have while she is mine--
Who, in her duty and obedience, mark,
Hath given me this: now gather, and surmise.
|'To the celestial and my soul's idol, the most
That's an ill phrase, a vile phrase; 'beautified' is
a vile phrase: but you shall hear. Thus:
|'In her excellent white bosom, these, &c.'|
|QUEEN GERTRUDE||Came this from Hamlet to her?|
|LORD POLONIUS||Good madam, stay awhile; I will be faithful.|
|'Doubt thou the stars are fire;
Doubt that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But never doubt I love.
'O dear Ophelia, I am ill at these numbers;
I have not art to reckon my groans: but that
I love thee best, O most best, believe it. Adieu.
'Thine evermore most dear lady, whilst
this machine is to him, HAMLET.'
This, in obedience, hath my daughter shown me,
And more above, hath his solicitings,
As they fell out by time, by means and place,
All given to mine ear.
|KING CLAUDIUS||But how hath she
Received his love?
|LORD POLONIUS||What do you think of me?|
|KING CLAUDIUS||As of a man faithful and honourable.|
|LORD POLONIUS||I would fain prove so. But what might you think,
When I had seen this hot love on the wing--
As I perceived it, I must tell you that,
Before my daughter told me--what might you,
Or my dear majesty your queen here, think,
If I had play'd the desk or table-book,
Or given my heart a winking, mute and dumb,
Or look'd upon this love with idle sight;
What might you think? No, I went round to work,
And my young mistress thus I did bespeak:
'Lord Hamlet is a prince, out of thy star;
This must not be:' and then I precepts gave her,
That she should lock herself from his resort,
Admit no messengers, receive no tokens.
Which done, she took the fruits of my advice;
And he, repulsed--a short tale to make--
Fell into a sadness, then into a fast,
Thence to a watch, thence into a weakness,
Thence to a lightness, and, by this declension,
Into the madness wherein now he raves,
And all we mourn for.
|KING CLAUDIUS||Do you think 'tis this?|
|QUEEN GERTRUDE||It may be, very likely.|
|LORD POLONIUS||Hath there been such a time--I'd fain know that--
That I have positively said 'Tis so,'
When it proved otherwise?
|KING CLAUDIUS||Not that I know.|
|LORD POLONIUS||[Pointing to his head and shoulder]|
|Take this from this, if this be otherwise:
If circumstances lead me, I will find
Where truth is hid, though it were hid indeed
Within the centre.
|KING CLAUDIUS||How may we try it further?|
|LORD POLONIUS||You know, sometimes he walks four hours together
Here in the lobby.
|QUEEN GERTRUDE||So he does indeed.|
|LORD POLONIUS||At such a time I'll loose my daughter to him:
Be you and I behind an arras then;
Mark the encounter: if he love her not
And be not from his reason fall'n thereon,
Let me be no assistant for a state,
But keep a farm and carters.
|KING CLAUDIUS||We will try it.|
|QUEEN GERTRUDE||But, look, where sadly the poor wretch comes reading.|
|LORD POLONIUS||Away, I do beseech you, both away:
I'll board him presently.
|[Exeunt KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, and
|[Enter HAMLET, reading]|
|O, give me leave:
How does my good Lord Hamlet?
|LORD POLONIUS||Do you know me, my lord?|
|HAMLET||Excellent well; you are a fishmonger.|
|LORD POLONIUS||Not I, my lord.|
|HAMLET||Then I would you were so honest a man.|
|LORD POLONIUS||Honest, my lord!|
|HAMLET||Ay, sir; to be honest, as this world goes, is to be
one man picked out of ten thousand.
|LORD POLONIUS||That's very true, my lord.|
|HAMLET||For if the sun breed maggots in a dead dog, being a
god kissing carrion,--Have you a daughter?
|LORD POLONIUS||I have, my lord.|
|HAMLET||Let her not walk i' the sun: conception is a
blessing: but not as your daughter may conceive.
Friend, look to 't.
|LORD POLONIUS||[Aside] How say you by that? Still harping on my
daughter: yet he knew me not at first; he said I
was a fishmonger: he is far gone, far gone: and
truly in my youth I suffered much extremity for
love; very near this. I'll speak to him again.
What do you read, my lord?
|HAMLET||Words, words, words.|
|LORD POLONIUS||What is the matter, my lord?|
|LORD POLONIUS||I mean, the matter that you read, my lord.|
|HAMLET||Slanders, sir: for the satirical rogue says here
that old men have grey beards, that their faces are
wrinkled, their eyes purging thick amber and
plum-tree gum and that they have a plentiful lack of
wit, together with most weak hams: all which, sir,
though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet
I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down, for
yourself, sir, should be old as I am, if like a crab
you could go backward.
|LORD POLONIUS||[Aside] Though this be madness, yet there is method
in 't. Will you walk out of the air, my lord?
|HAMLET||Into my grave.|
|LORD POLONIUS||Indeed, that is out o' the air.|
|How pregnant sometimes his replies are! a happiness
that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity
could not so prosperously be delivered of. I will
leave him, and suddenly contrive the means of
meeting between him and my daughter.--My honourable
lord, I will most humbly take my leave of you.
|HAMLET||You cannot, sir, take from me any thing that I will
more willingly part withal: except my life, except
my life, except my life.
|LORD POLONIUS||Fare you well, my lord.|
|HAMLET||These tedious old fools!|
|[Enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN]|
|LORD POLONIUS||You go to seek the Lord Hamlet; there he is.|
|ROSENCRANTZ||[To POLONIUS] God save you, sir!|
|GUILDENSTERN||My honoured lord!|
|ROSENCRANTZ||My most dear lord!|
|HAMLET||My excellent good friends! How dost thou,
Guildenstern? Ah, Rosencrantz! Good lads, how do ye both?
|ROSENCRANTZ||As the indifferent children of the earth.|
|GUILDENSTERN||Happy, in that we are not over-happy;
On fortune's cap we are not the very button.
|HAMLET||Nor the soles of her shoe?|
|ROSENCRANTZ||Neither, my lord.|
|HAMLET||Then you live about her waist, or in the middle of
|GUILDENSTERN||'Faith, her privates we.|
|HAMLET||In the secret parts of fortune? O, most true; she
is a strumpet. What's the news?
|ROSENCRANTZ||None, my lord, but that the world's grown honest.|
|HAMLET||Then is doomsday near: but your news is not true.
Let me question more in particular: what have you,
my good friends, deserved at the hands of fortune,
that she sends you to prison hither?
|GUILDENSTERN||Prison, my lord!|
|HAMLET||Denmark's a prison.|
|ROSENCRANTZ||Then is the world one.|
|HAMLET||A goodly one; in which there are many confines,
wards and dungeons, Denmark being one o' the worst.
|ROSENCRANTZ||We think not so, my lord.|
|HAMLET||Why, then, 'tis none to you; for there is nothing
either good or bad, but thinking makes it so: to me
it is a prison.
|ROSENCRANTZ||Why then, your ambition makes it one; 'tis too
narrow for your mind.
|HAMLET||O God, I could be bounded in a nut shell and count
myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I
have bad dreams.
|GUILDENSTERN||Which dreams indeed are ambition, for the very
substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream.
|HAMLET||A dream itself is but a shadow.|
|ROSENCRANTZ||Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and light a
quality that it is but a shadow's shadow.
|HAMLET||Then are our beggars bodies, and our monarchs and
outstretched heroes the beggars' shadows. Shall we
to the court? for, by my fay, I cannot reason.
| We'll wait upon you.
|HAMLET||No such matter: I will not sort you with the rest
of my servants, for, to speak to you like an honest
man, I am most dreadfully attended. But, in the
beaten way of friendship, what make you at Elsinore?
|ROSENCRANTZ||To visit you, my lord; no other occasion.|
|HAMLET||Beggar that I am, I am even poor in thanks; but I
thank you: and sure, dear friends, my thanks are
too dear a halfpenny. Were you not sent for? Is it
your own inclining? Is it a free visitation? Come,
deal justly with me: come, come; nay, speak.
|GUILDENSTERN||What should we say, my lord?|
|HAMLET||Why, any thing, but to the purpose. You were sent
for; and there is a kind of confession in your looks
which your modesties have not craft enough to colour:
I know the good king and queen have sent for you.
|ROSENCRANTZ||To what end, my lord?|
|HAMLET||That you must teach me. But let me conjure you, by
the rights of our fellowship, by the consonancy of
our youth, by the obligation of our ever-preserved
love, and by what more dear a better proposer could
charge you withal, be even and direct with me,
whether you were sent for, or no?
|ROSENCRANTZ||[Aside to GUILDENSTERN] What say you?|
|HAMLET||[Aside] Nay, then, I have an eye of you.--If you
love me, hold not off.
|GUILDENSTERN||My lord, we were sent for.|
|HAMLET||I will tell you why; so shall my anticipation
prevent your discovery, and your secrecy to the king
and queen moult no feather. I have of late--but
wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, forgone all
custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily
with my disposition that this goodly frame, the
earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most
excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave
o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted
with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to
me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason!
how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how
express and admirable! in action how like an angel!
in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the
world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me,
what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not
me: no, nor woman neither, though by your smiling
you seem to say so.
|ROSENCRANTZ||My lord, there was no such stuff in my thoughts.|
|HAMLET||Why did you laugh then, when I said 'man delights not me'?|
|ROSENCRANTZ||To think, my lord, if you delight not in man, what
lenten entertainment the players shall receive from
you: we coted them on the way; and hither are they
coming, to offer you service.
|HAMLET||He that plays the king shall be welcome; his majesty
shall have tribute of me; the adventurous knight
shall use his foil and target; the lover shall not
sigh gratis; the humourous man shall end his part
in peace; the clown shall make those laugh whose
lungs are tickled o' the sere; and the lady shall
say her mind freely, or the blank verse shall halt
for't. What players are they?
|ROSENCRANTZ||Even those you were wont to take delight in, the
tragedians of the city.
|HAMLET||How chances it they travel? their residence, both
in reputation and profit, was better both ways.
|ROSENCRANTZ||I think their inhibition comes by the means of the
|HAMLET||Do they hold the same estimation they did when I was
in the city? are they so followed?
|ROSENCRANTZ||No, indeed, are they not.|
|HAMLET||How comes it? do they grow rusty?|
|ROSENCRANTZ||Nay, their endeavour keeps in the wonted pace: but
there is, sir, an aery of children, little eyases,
that cry out on the top of question, and are most
tyrannically clapped for't: these are now the
fashion, and so berattle the common stages--so they
call them--that many wearing rapiers are afraid of
goose-quills and dare scarce come thither.
|HAMLET||What, are they children? who maintains 'em? how are
they escoted? Will they pursue the quality no
longer than they can sing? will they not say
afterwards, if they should grow themselves to common
players--as it is most like, if their means are no
better--their writers do them wrong, to make them
exclaim against their own succession?
|ROSENCRANTZ||'Faith, there has been much to do on both sides; and
the nation holds it no sin to tarre them to
controversy: there was, for a while, no money bid
for argument, unless the poet and the player went to
cuffs in the question.
|GUILDENSTERN||O, there has been much throwing about of brains.|
|HAMLET||Do the boys carry it away?|
|ROSENCRANTZ||Ay, that they do, my lord; Hercules and his load too.|
|HAMLET||It is not very strange; for mine uncle is king of
Denmark, and those that would make mows at him while
my father lived, give twenty, forty, fifty, an
hundred ducats a-piece for his picture in little.
'Sblood, there is something in this more than
natural, if philosophy could find it out.
|[Flourish of trumpets within]|
|GUILDENSTERN||There are the players.|
|HAMLET||Gentlemen, you are welcome to Elsinore. Your hands,
come then: the appurtenance of welcome is fashion
and ceremony: let me comply with you in this garb,
lest my extent to the players, which, I tell you,
must show fairly outward, should more appear like
entertainment than yours. You are welcome: but my
uncle-father and aunt-mother are deceived.
|GUILDENSTERN||In what, my dear lord?|
|HAMLET||I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is
southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
|LORD POLONIUS||Well be with you, gentlemen!|
|HAMLET||Hark you, Guildenstern; and you too: at each ear a
hearer: that great baby you see there is not yet
out of his swaddling-clouts.
|ROSENCRANTZ||Happily he's the second time come to them; for they
say an old man is twice a child.
|HAMLET||I will prophesy he comes to tell me of the players;
mark it. You say right, sir: o' Monday morning;
'twas so indeed.
|LORD POLONIUS||My lord, I have news to tell you.|
|HAMLET||My lord, I have news to tell you.
When Roscius was an actor in Rome,--
|LORD POLONIUS||The actors are come hither, my lord.|
|LORD POLONIUS||Upon mine honour,--|
|HAMLET||Then came each actor on his ass,--|
|LORD POLONIUS||The best actors in the world, either for tragedy,
comedy, history, pastoral, pastoral-comical,
historical-pastoral, tragical-historical, tragical-
comical-historical-pastoral, scene individable, or
poem unlimited: Seneca cannot be too heavy, nor
Plautus too light. For the law of writ and the
liberty, these are the only men.
|HAMLET||O Jephthah, judge of Israel, what a treasure hadst thou!|
|LORD POLONIUS||What a treasure had he, my lord?|
'One fair daughter and no more,
The which he loved passing well.'
|LORD POLONIUS||[Aside] Still on my daughter.|
|HAMLET||Am I not i' the right, old Jephthah?|
|LORD POLONIUS||If you call me Jephthah, my lord, I have a daughter
that I love passing well.
|HAMLET||Nay, that follows not.|
|LORD POLONIUS||What follows, then, my lord?|
'As by lot, God wot,'
and then, you know,
'It came to pass, as most like it was,'--
the first row of the pious chanson will show you
more; for look, where my abridgement comes.
|[Enter four or five Players]|
|You are welcome, masters; welcome, all. I am glad
to see thee well. Welcome, good friends. O, my old
friend! thy face is valenced since I saw thee last:
comest thou to beard me in Denmark? What, my young
lady and mistress! By'r lady, your ladyship is
nearer to heaven than when I saw you last, by the
altitude of a chopine. Pray God, your voice, like
apiece of uncurrent gold, be not cracked within the
ring. Masters, you are all welcome. We'll e'en
to't like French falconers, fly at any thing we see:
we'll have a speech straight: come, give us a taste
of your quality; come, a passionate speech.
|First Player||What speech, my lord?|
|HAMLET||I heard thee speak me a speech once, but it was
never acted; or, if it was, not above once; for the
play, I remember, pleased not the million; 'twas
caviare to the general: but it was--as I received
it, and others, whose judgments in such matters
cried in the top of mine--an excellent play, well
digested in the scenes, set down with as much
modesty as cunning. I remember, one said there
were no sallets in the lines to make the matter
savoury, nor no matter in the phrase that might
indict the author of affectation; but called it an
honest method, as wholesome as sweet, and by very
much more handsome than fine. One speech in it I
chiefly loved: 'twas Aeneas' tale to Dido; and
thereabout of it especially, where he speaks of
Priam's slaughter: if it live in your memory, begin
at this line: let me see, let me see--
'The rugged Pyrrhus, like the Hyrcanian beast,'--
it is not so:--it begins with Pyrrhus:--
'The rugged Pyrrhus, he whose sable arms,
Black as his purpose, did the night resemble
When he lay couched in the ominous horse,
Hath now this dread and black complexion smear'd
With heraldry more dismal; head to foot
Now is he total gules; horridly trick'd
With blood of fathers, mothers, daughters, sons,
Baked and impasted with the parching streets,
That lend a tyrannous and damned light
To their lord's murder: roasted in wrath and fire,
And thus o'er-sized with coagulate gore,
With eyes like carbuncles, the hellish Pyrrhus
Old grandsire Priam seeks.'
So, proceed you.
|LORD POLONIUS||'Fore God, my lord, well spoken, with good accent and
|First Player||'Anon he finds him
Striking too short at Greeks; his antique sword,
Rebellious to his arm, lies where it falls,
Repugnant to command: unequal match'd,
Pyrrhus at Priam drives; in rage strikes wide;
But with the whiff and wind of his fell sword
The unnerved father falls. Then senseless Ilium,
Seeming to feel this blow, with flaming top
Stoops to his base, and with a hideous crash
Takes prisoner Pyrrhus' ear: for, lo! his sword,
Which was declining on the milky head
Of reverend Priam, seem'd i' the air to stick:
So, as a painted tyrant, Pyrrhus stood,
And like a neutral to his will and matter,
But, as we often see, against some storm,
A silence in the heavens, the rack stand still,
The bold winds speechless and the orb below
As hush as death, anon the dreadful thunder
Doth rend the region, so, after Pyrrhus' pause,
Aroused vengeance sets him new a-work;
And never did the Cyclops' hammers fall
On Mars's armour forged for proof eterne
With less remorse than Pyrrhus' bleeding sword
Now falls on Priam.
Out, out, thou strumpet, Fortune! All you gods,
In general synod 'take away her power;
Break all the spokes and fellies from her wheel,
And bowl the round nave down the hill of heaven,
As low as to the fiends!'
|LORD POLONIUS||This is too long.|
|HAMLET||It shall to the barber's, with your beard. Prithee,
say on: he's for a jig or a tale of bawdry, or he
sleeps: say on: come to Hecuba.
|First Player||'But who, O, who had seen the mobled queen--'|
|HAMLET||'The mobled queen?'|
|LORD POLONIUS||That's good; 'mobled queen' is good.|
|First Player||'Run barefoot up and down, threatening the flames
With bisson rheum; a clout upon that head
Where late the diadem stood, and for a robe,
About her lank and all o'er-teemed loins,
A blanket, in the alarm of fear caught up;
Who this had seen, with tongue in venom steep'd,
'Gainst Fortune's state would treason have
But if the gods themselves did see her then
When she saw Pyrrhus make malicious sport
In mincing with his sword her husband's limbs,
The instant burst of clamour that she made,
Unless things mortal move them not at all,
Would have made milch the burning eyes of heaven,
And passion in the gods.'
|LORD POLONIUS||Look, whether he has not turned his colour and has
tears in's eyes. Pray you, no more.
|HAMLET||'Tis well: I'll have thee speak out the rest soon.
Good my lord, will you see the players well
bestowed? Do you hear, let them be well used; for
they are the abstract and brief chronicles of the
time: after your death you were better have a bad
epitaph than their ill report while you live.
|LORD POLONIUS||My lord, I will use them according to their desert.|
|HAMLET||God's bodykins, man, much better: use every man
after his desert, and who should 'scape whipping?
Use them after your own honour and dignity: the less
they deserve, the more merit is in your bounty.
Take them in.
|LORD POLONIUS||Come, sirs.|
|HAMLET||Follow him, friends: we'll hear a play to-morrow.|
|[Exit POLONIUS with all the Players but the First]|
|Dost thou hear me, old friend; can you play the
Murder of Gonzago?
|First Player||Ay, my lord.|
|HAMLET||We'll ha't to-morrow night. You could, for a need,
study a speech of some dozen or sixteen lines, which
I would set down and insert in't, could you not?
|First Player||Ay, my lord.|
|HAMLET||Very well. Follow that lord; and look you mock him
|[Exit First Player]|
|My good friends, I'll leave you till night: you are
welcome to Elsinore.
|ROSENCRANTZ||Good my lord!|
|HAMLET||Ay, so, God be wi' ye;|
|[Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN]|
|Now I am alone.
O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I!
Is it not monstrous that this player here,
But in a fiction, in a dream of passion,
Could force his soul so to his own conceit
That from her working all his visage wann'd,
Tears in his eyes, distraction in's aspect,
A broken voice, and his whole function suiting
With forms to his conceit? and all for nothing!
What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba,
That he should weep for her? What would he do,
Had he the motive and the cue for passion
That I have? He would drown the stage with tears
And cleave the general ear with horrid speech,
Make mad the guilty and appal the free,
Confound the ignorant, and amaze indeed
The very faculties of eyes and ears. Yet I,
A dull and muddy-mettled rascal, peak,
Like John-a-dreams, unpregnant of my cause,
And can say nothing; no, not for a king,
Upon whose property and most dear life
A damn'd defeat was made. Am I a coward?
Who calls me villain? breaks my pate across?
Plucks off my beard, and blows it in my face?
Tweaks me by the nose? gives me the lie i' the throat,
As deep as to the lungs? who does me this?
'Swounds, I should take it: for it cannot be
But I am pigeon-liver'd and lack gall
To make oppression bitter, or ere this
I should have fatted all the region kites
With this slave's offal: bloody, bawdy villain!
Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain!
Why, what an ass am I! This is most brave,
That I, the son of a dear father murder'd,
Prompted to my revenge by heaven and hell,
Must, like a whore, unpack my heart with words,
And fall a-cursing, like a very drab,
Fie upon't! foh! About, my brain! I have heard
That guilty creatures sitting at a play
Have by the very cunning of the scene
Been struck so to the soul that presently
They have proclaim'd their malefactions;
For murder, though it have no tongue, will speak
With most miraculous organ. I'll have these players
Play something like the murder of my father
Before mine uncle: I'll observe his looks;
I'll tent him to the quick: if he but blench,
I know my course. The spirit that I have seen
May be the devil: and the devil hath power
To assume a pleasing shape; yea, and perhaps
Out of my weakness and my melancholy,
As he is very potent with such spirits,
Abuses me to damn me: I'll have grounds
More relative than this: the play 's the thing
Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.